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ब्लु फिल्मको पछि लाग्दा

     

नरेश खपाङ्गीमगर

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‘दाइ दाइ’

बहिनीलाई विराटनगर पुग्ने मकालु यातायातको टिकट चाइना टाउन, सुन्धाराबाट संकलन गरेर काठमाडौँ मल नजिकै पुग्दा कसैले बोलायो ।

चारैतिर मुन्टो बटारेँ । मुखमा मास्क लगाएको कसैले हातले इशारा गरिरहेको देखेँ । के रहेछ त ? नजिकै जान मन लाग्यो । नजिक नपुग्दै दुईहात भरि सिडी बोकेको त्यो मास्कवालाले विज्ञापन शुरु गरिहाल्यो ।

‘दाइ आज राम्रो राम्रो सिडी आएको छ’

‘पीके कलेजको केटीको’

‘इटहरीको’

‘ठमेलको’

मलाई के ठानेर त्यो केटोले यस्तो विज्ञापन गरेको होला । एक मनले लाग्यो । अर्को मनमा लाग्यो – ए बाफ रे, नेपाली ब्लु भिडियो यसरी खुलेआम बिक्री भइरहेको रहेछ । यसो वरिपरि हेरेँ अलिपर तीन जनाजति युवाहरुले हातभरि त्यसरी नै सिडी बोकिरहेको देखेँ । नेपाल बन्द, आमहड्तालका दिन मात्र पैदल हिँड्ने मलाई सडकमा यस्ता वस्तुहरु पनि खुलेआम पाइन्छन् भन्ने थाहै थिएन ।

केटो मस्त थियो विज्ञापन गर्नमा । ‘गज्जब सिन छ दाइ १४ वर्षकी केटी हो, कुनै कोरियनभन्दा कम छैन’ । उसले ठान्यो होला – खाट्टी नयाँ मुर्गा आज फेला पारेँ, नभिराई कहाँ छाड्थेँ र !

‘हो र भाइ ?’

मैले जिज्ञासा बढाएँ ।

‘सिडी खाली त छैन नि’

केटोसामू अनुभवी झैँ देखाउन खोजेँ ।

‘ल के कुरा गर्नुहुन्छ दाइ ? एकपटक हेरेकाहरु मलाई सिडीको दाम मात्र होइन टिप्स पनि दिएर जान्छन्’ ।

उसले विश्वास दिलाउने यत्न गर्‍यो ।

खोल चाहिँ कुनै हिन्दी फिल्मको थियो । मैले सोधेँ -तिमीहरु यो खोल चाहिँ किन के के हाल्छौ ?

‘अरे दाइ ओरिजिनल खोल हालेर बेचेको भेट्यो भने त पुलिसले कोचिहाल्छ नि !’

‘हो क्यारे’ सोचेँ ।

मोलतोल भयो ।

उसले भाउ राख्यो – गोटाको ४० रुपियाँ ।

मैले घटाएँ । अन्तिममा तीन वटाको १०० रुपियाँमा कुरा मिल्यो । सोचेँ – खाली नै भए पनि १०० रुपियाँ त हो नि जाने । सिन भए हेरौँला । भए पनि नभए पनि कमसेकम एउटा समाचार त बन्ला !

कसैले देख्ला झैँ गरी ज्याकेटमा तीनवटा सिडी कोचेर हिँडे ।

कार्यालय पुगेपछि सहकर्मी करुण अर्याल भेटिए । सदा झैँ चिया खान बाहिरियौँ । मैले सुन्धारामा तीनवटा सिडी किनेको सुनाएँ । गलल्ल हाँसेर उनले भने – ल फसेछौ, म पनि ब्लु फिल्म किन्दा खाली सिडीमा ठगिएको छु ।

‘केशवजी (आर्टिस्ट केशव राज खनाल) पनि यसरी नै ठगिएका रैछन्’ अर्यालले यसरी ठगिनेको सूची नै पेश गर्न लागे । उनले त्यसो भनिरहे पनि मेरो मनमा चाहिँ मैले ल्याएको सिडी असली छ कि भन्ने लागिरहेको थियो ।

आफू ठगिएको औपचारिकरुपमा प्रमाणित हुन अब केही बेर मात्र बाँकी थियो । साँझ घर लगेर अरुले देख्लान् कि भनेर लुकाइलुकाइ सिडी ल्यापटपमा घुसारँ । पहिलोमा भारतीय चलचित्र बोर्डको जाँचपास सर्टिफिकेटको ३० सेकेण्ड लामो भिडियो मात्र थियो । दोस्रो पूरै खाली थियो । तेस्रोमा चाहिँ वेकअप सिद फिल्म रहेछ । हलमा हेर्न नपाएकाले केही समय पुरानै फिल्म भए पनि दुईघण्टा बिताएँ ।

मनमा लागिरह्यो ।

‘म जस्ता कति नेपाली ब्लु फिल्मको चक्करमा अझै ठगिइरहेका होलान् ?’

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प्राप्त 64 मतहरु

  • kamal rana magar wrote on 7 January, 2010, 11:24

    o ho dai sachai derai manchheko pidalai po lekhnu vaye chha ni la badai chha.
  • ramesh wrote on 7 January, 2010, 12:42

    HO SACHAI MAILE PANI 200 MA 6 CD KINER LAGE TARA SABAI KHALI THIYO

    YO TA ROKNAI PAR6
  • Ichchha rai wrote on 7 January, 2010, 12:44

    malai ta jhan nepali mai sambad 6 geet ma hoina bhaneko thiyo maile 40 ma 1 cd kine
  • naresh wrote on 7 January, 2010, 12:45

    oh ho………………………………
  • dhanraj wrote on 7 January, 2010, 12:57

    Naresh aba pani blue film ko pa6i lagaula ki?
  • prabin gurung - Tel-aviv,israel wrote on 7 January, 2010, 15:24

    malai pani 4 barsa agi asari nai thageko 1 jana ketale ,phakai kinna lagayera gharma gayera hereko ta purano hindi songs po rahe6, ke garnu bichara dhatera vaye pani pet palnu pareu ni hoena ta bro?
  • kedar chandra bhusal wrote on 8 January, 2010, 18:20

    Manta sarai khusi thiyohola blu hernapaene bhayobhanera?
  • SONAL KUMAR wrote on 9 January, 2010, 13:05

    dai blue film ko pachi lagnu bhayo bhane behosh bhayenchha
  • mika rai wrote on 9 January, 2010, 13:52

    chhi yesto pani hudo rahe6?
  • narayan wrote on 9 January, 2010, 13:54

    police k herchhan ni?
  • Bipin Pokharel wrote on 9 January, 2010, 23:47

    you are idiot…..
    CD/DVD मा कुनै डेटा छ कि रित्तो छ भन्ने कुरा CD/DVD लाई डेटा भएको भाग तिर बाट घाममा reflection गराएर सजिलै थाहा पाउन सकिन्छ । भनिएको डेटा भन्दा अरु नै डेटा भरिएको छ भने चाँही कुरा अर्कै हो ।
  • AKASH wrote on 10 January, 2010, 9:36

    ALL YOU ARE IDIOT AS BIPIN SAID……ON TOP OF THAT IF YOU RUN AFTER BLUE FILM,,,,,,,,OF COURSE YOU GUYS MUST BE CHEATED…….
  • Ramji Balami wrote on 11 January, 2010, 9:50

    Tapai pani yasta ko chakar ma?
  • dipa uk wrote on 11 January, 2010, 11:50

    it happen to me to,i have bought 5cd for rs100 so bad so cheating it happen to me nearly 8months ago.
  • lilanath wrote on 11 January, 2010, 12:54

    सिडी बेच्ने केटालाई धेरै धेरै धन्यवाद । गलत बाटो रोज्नेहरु सधैं एसैगरी ठगिदै जानुपर्छ र तिनिहरुको धेर भएको पैसाबाट गरीबको गुजरा चल्नु पर्छ ।
  • aasish,switzerland wrote on 11 January, 2010, 17:48

    chouta khana gayaki budhi jhol ma dubera mari bhaneko yai ho.
  • sara wrote on 11 January, 2010, 19:35

    kya gajab po bhaye6 ta mata thikai bhan6u
  • chris wrote on 14 January, 2010, 5:12

    Bhene pachi Gorkhapatra ka Sabai Patrakar  Blue Film ka Pachi lagle Rahechana bhhane kuro thaha paiyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tyo bhanda Investigative Reporting tira lage ta hunthyo ni……………..
  • KISHORI BUDHATHOKI wrote on 14 January, 2010, 12:40

    OH HO DAI TAPAI HERDA TA PADHELEKHEKO JASTO HUNU HUNHCA.TAPAI JASTO MANCHE PANI BLUE FILM KO CHAKAR MA LAGNE,YO TA BHAYA NA NI.
  • binaya acharya wrote on 14 January, 2010, 13:20

    aaba patrakar haru pani blue film ko cd kinda rahechan ta aaru le ta nakinne kurai vayena ni ki kaso tesaile patrakar haru yes kura ma sachet hunu paryo des ko harek var patrakar ko hat ma cha aaba blue film ko cd ko pachi nalagera des ko vabisya banauna tira lage yeso kai huntyo ki?
  • Madhab Mukunda wrote on 14 January, 2010, 20:13

    I like blufilm News
  • suman wrote on 15 January, 2010, 17:59

    dai tapai lai ta gandu pani khub banayachha tara film ta hernu bho ur lucky
  • Amrit wrote on 16 January, 2010, 20:56

    Very good tayasto pani kinne ho.
  • jagadish koirala wrote on 17 January, 2010, 17:13

    aaaaaaaaaa hai dai laptop rahacha net pane hola net ma http://www.redtube.com ma gaya ta cd kenai pardaina ne
  • DK pun wrote on 18 January, 2010, 0:04

    हा हा हा हा हा आखिर समाचार त बन्यो ।
  • sameer wrote on 19 January, 2010, 10:11

    maile ta Hindi movie “3 idiot” matra hereko thiya, tara nepali haru ta derai matrama idiot nai rahechan, khusi lagyo kinaki testo CD/DVD ma paisa ani time ko barbad garnelai yastai yastai hunu dherai khusiko kura ho……
  • chanda pun wrote on 20 January, 2010, 1:17

    Hello Nareshji, how are you? today i read your article and its so realistic l liked, we can imagine that how nepalese (daju, bhaiharu) being pangu haaahaaa. at least you try to explain, some other people might thought that only they are cheated from little boys. keep it up you really dared to come out with this issue, its shows that how man can be cheated easily just on name of female, how poor man are.
  • Prithavi wrote on 20 January, 2010, 8:37

    Nepal me v aisa hoga mai socha nahin tha ki nepal ke aadmi log vi apna eman dharam bech diya hai dusro ke jaisa kitne sarma ki baat hai jo dusro ki thag sakta hai wo apne ma, baap, bhai,bahan ko vi thag sakta hai aisa karne bale sab hi dhire dhire ladki beche ka kaam me lag jata hai kyo ki aise log ko thagne ki aadat lag jata hai baadh me koe kaaam nahin milne paar yahi rasta apnata hai kyo ki aise aadmi ko parisram karke kaam nahin karsakta hai aise log hamesa hi dusreko thagne ka byabhar hi ezi lagta hai aise aadmi ko to sarm se marna chahiye laaz nahin lata hai agar gisko sarma lagta hai wo aisa kaam nahin karsakta hai. samajh dar byakti k liye esar hi kafi hota hao kyu????????????????????????????????????
  • khanalbishnu82@gmail.com wrote on 21 January, 2010, 7:02

    Yastai Nai Samaya.Care hunu hai katai tapai pani…………………………….So,verry careful
  • Santosh wrote on 21 January, 2010, 16:48

    सिडी बेच्ने केटालाई धेरै धेरै धन्यवाद
  • alok+bhanu wrote on 22 January, 2010, 19:34

    HERAM YO ARTICLE LE HAMRA KAM NAPAYERA BASEKA POLICE HAROOO LAI KEI KAM DINCHA KI………….
  • Dhanraj wrote on 22 January, 2010, 22:03

    this is very good news
  • amit chitwan wrote on 25 January, 2010, 15:36

    सिडी बेच्ने केटालाई धेरै धेरै धन्यवाद । गलत बाटो रोज्नेहरु सधैं एसैगरी ठगिदै जानुपर्छ र तिनिहरुको धेर भएको पैसाबाट गरीबको गुजरा चल्नु पर्छ ।
  • kumar wrote on 26 January, 2010, 15:04

    सिडी बेच्ने केटालाई धेरै धेरै धन्यवाद
  • anil karki wrote on 26 January, 2010, 20:34

    very good
  • radha wrote on 27 January, 2010, 15:07

    hahahahahahahaha boka banaya 6
  • krishana wrote on 27 January, 2010, 15:10

    hahhahaha murkha
  • amar wrote on 27 January, 2010, 15:11

    I am really agree with lilanath is saying truth .thanks for that lady,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • pratik das wrote on 27 January, 2010, 23:38

    This is a very good way of trakking Nepal. It’s a poor nation but here is no scarce of smart money holder. So he is doing fair.
  • lok bahadur wrote on 28 January, 2010, 2:45

    je garnu vo. ramrai garnuvo.aakhir samachar banaununa ho.
  • syangja bangsing wrote on 29 January, 2010, 6:50

    ke lekhau ke bhayeko bela sabaiko dhyan akarsan garne news bhayechha ramro chha dai. yo sabaiko bastabikata ho. ke tapaile aru samachar or lekh lekheko bhaye yesari sabaiko aankha lagera comment halthe ta????????
  • Kirti wrote on 29 January, 2010, 10:13

    Interesting !!
  • Dang wrote on 29 January, 2010, 17:26

    CD Herne Sapana OPura Vayena Hai?
  • Milan Limboo wrote on 29 January, 2010, 18:03

    Sir 1 palta ta harnu partheyo ne ta yar ramro ramro flim haru theyo hola ghar ta lanu vayena hola sir
  • suman wrote on 30 January, 2010, 10:44

    hahahahaaaaa………….dajulai ta panguuuu banaya6ni yr blue film ko name ma so daju footpath ko bastu ma trust gari halnu hunna vanera thaha paunu vayo hola ni aba ta, tyo pani euta lesson ho kya……………
  • hemanta magar wrote on 31 January, 2010, 13:26

    npl ma pani byapar garna lai kappis vaye6n
    afnai daju vai lai thagera k garne
    ?
  • tarun thapa wrote on 31 January, 2010, 15:12

    ramrai vayo bokakako
  • rcosmic wrote on 1 February, 2010, 11:13

    सिडी बेच्ने केटालाई धेरै धेरै धन्यवाद । गलत बाटो रोज्नेहरु सधैं एसैगरी ठगिदै जानुपर्छ र तिनिहरुको धेर भएको पैसाबाट गरीबको गुजरा चल्नु पर्छ ।
  • santosh deuja wrote on 2 February, 2010, 5:19

    ho sar yasta ghatana le nepali yuwa haru thagiyaka6n
  • Ramu wrote on 2 February, 2010, 10:45

    thikka paryo sabai jana murkha haru lai, Aafnai didi bhahiniharuko Blue film herna khojne. ajha sasto ma thagechha aja euta ko 100 rupaiya linu parne. yedi kura sexual satisfaction ko ho bhane kunai english blue film hereko bhaye bhai halthyo ni aafnai cheli naangiyeko herna khojne lai thik paryo manchhu ma.
  • saru thapa wrote on 3 February, 2010, 11:39

    CD bechhni keta le jastai tapaile pani Tapai le pani Khali samachar banaunu bhayako ta hoina….?
  • kalyan wrote on 3 February, 2010, 21:36

    that is rite
  • Dinesh wrote on 5 February, 2010, 21:08

    that is rite
  • milan wrote on 6 February, 2010, 1:22

    हेर्न मन त सबै लाई लागी हाल छ नी
  • Himalaya k.c wrote on 6 February, 2010, 10:56

    Nepali mancha yasti ho Ramrota kaila janako chhara.
  • nardip wrote on 6 February, 2010, 18:18

    cd beche kta lai bhetera tapai dui janako extra blue film banaunuhos best of luck.
  • pratik wrote on 8 February, 2010, 17:29

    mero sathi janak pani yasari nai murga baneko thiyo.tar kinne nai idot ho
  • Sabin wrote on 8 February, 2010, 20:22

    Padhera khusilagyo
  • ewa wrote on 13 February, 2010, 17:19

    thick bhayo
  • Sumitra wrote on 18 February, 2010, 22:33

    Nepali Blue flim bhandai ma huruk bhayera jatanam ko paisa falna paisawala ko garib nimukha hurule ta khanu nai paryo ni. Aba yo bhanda ajhai intersting idea lagyera yesta blue flim bhanera pachhi lagne ko paisa khanu parchha dukhi le
  • Sumitra wrote on 18 February, 2010, 22:35

    तपाईको मत
    lrSg dg nfU5
  • Baniya- Dhadin wrote on 23 February, 2010, 9:52

    ness min by busy, so that now dayes every vergin person are thinks every where mistec
    same like you also floow darty ness things.thanku for you shering your happining.
  • bindash wrote on 25 February, 2010, 19:57

    ho malai pani thageko chha yautale

    . pokhara lakeside ko kt ko fleim vanera morale khali cd po diyechha kea jhur….
    taipani 25 tireko pachhi aaru songs copy garera khali cd ko sadupayog gare …..
  • shiva raj bajgain wrote on 7 March, 2010, 16:25

    ho thik gare cha cd sales garene wala le ajakal ta keta bhanda buda haru matiya ta nai mauka ma thagnu parena ta thita haru le aja yasetai garnu parcha, la la keta ho sales more cd teyo pani blank ha ha ha

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